The Charlie Sheen Mad Lib

Oh, come on.  You knew this had to happen, right?  Personally, I like Charlie Sheen.  I’m just sad to see that he has appeared to have gone bonkers to the same level as, but in a different universe from, Tom Cruise.  So anyway… the Charlie Sheen Mad Lib.  Right.  You can find it here and create your own.  Here’s mine:

“I am on a drug. It’s called Aerten Art. If you try it once, you will stab. Your spleen will melt off, and your cousins will toss over your decapitated body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not what-the-fuckish—a total freaking model from Mars. I’ve got wildebeest blood, Apollo DNA! … They picked a fight with a Cthulhu. They’re trying to take all my feet and leave me with no means to deploy my family. It’s not radiology! They owe me an apology while grinding my hippocampus … I don’t think people are ready for the banana peel I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of nefarious love. I exposed toasters to magic! Here’s your sputum test. Next one goes in your nasal passage!”

Freaky, right?  That bit about spitting up your nose is gross, but what concerns me is that he’s exposing toasters to magic.  You know what means?  That means the Cylons are coming.  We need to get out of here!

4 Responses to “The Charlie Sheen Mad Lib”

  1. March 17th, 2011 | 4:22 pm

    Look, I meant to leave a comment and closed the wrong tab. Argh!

    Anyway, I was sitting on the porch when I read this and laughed so hard my neighbor came out on HIS porch. No lie. That’s funny stuff there. I love mad libbing. LOVE IT.

    Also, there’s an error below the comment box that reads:

    Sorry, this version of CommentLuv (v276) is no longer supported. Please update the CommentLuv plugin that is installed on this site. Click here to visit the download page or use the automatic update in the WordPress dashboard. (If you are commenting, please tell the webmaster of this site that their CommmentLuv plugin needs updating!)

    Just so ya know.

  2. March 17th, 2011 | 4:23 pm

    Well, forgot why I was commenting. I did my own.

    Now I’m going to do some more. Hee hee…mad fun. :)

  3. Kelly
    March 17th, 2011 | 5:38 pm

    Interesting and too bad about that CommentLuv thing (though it looks ok on my browser… no error… maybe it will show up after I hit Submit Comment). See, I can’t update the CommentLuv because I can’t update my WordPress. Why can’t I update my WordPress? Because my hosting company sucks monkey balls and can’t manage to migrate my data from MySQL 4.x to 5.x. And I can’t do it myself because they are frackin’ CONTROL FREAKS. I moved Aerten Art to a different host, but can’t afford to move them all (I think I’ve got seven domains with this host; maybe six as I just redirected to Artspan). Anyway. I should probably disable CommentLuv over here. Le sigh.

  4. March 22nd, 2011 | 7:34 pm

    You should come to DreamHost. I think I have a coupon code somewhere. You can get the first year for $22 or some such. Unlimited space, bandwidth, db storage and domains– one for free. I’m going to go look it up. Also, I’ve got the error again. I don’t know what’s going on with that.