The Gap Supports Witchcraft!

NaBloPoMo Day 20

Well, that’s what the wankers at American Family Association seem to think.  They’re dissing the Gap’s latest TV ad because it mentions Solstice, which is equivalent to supporting witchcraft.  Um.  Ok, whatever.  I get the impression that the AFA thinks Christmas has been celebrated since the dawn of time, and encourages their groupies to completely ignore the fact that Solstice has been celebrated for far longer.

Ah well.  This all just makes me want to make a special trip to the mall to shop at the Gap.  And we all know how I feel about malls!  All my Wiccan friends and I will have a very merry Gap Solstice.

Oh, and AFA says the actors are “chanting” in the ad.  They need to get out more if they can’t tell the difference between a chant and a rap.  Most of the time, the AFA makes my head hurt in the way all illogical and bombastic people do… but there are times when they’re good for a laugh or two.  Their latest screed against the Gap makes me laugh.

Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, Go Kwanzaa, Go Solstice…
Go Christmas, Go Hanukkah, go whatever holiday you wanukkah!