Someone Is Flirting With Me!

NaBloPoMo Day 5

I don’t know who is flirting with me.  And I haven’t actually noticed anyone flirting with me.  But there have been people sending me emails several times a day for months now telling me that someone is flirting with me.  They wouldn’t lie, would they?

Apparently, I’m so old that I can’t recognize flirting anymore.  I’m about to fall into a deep funk of depression.

Um, or maybe I should stop reading the subject lines of the crap in my spam folder.  Of course, there’s very little fun in that.  Spammers may be the spawn of the Devil, but sometimes they’re kind of funny.