What To Do?

Dear Dating Diva,

Help!  I’ve been seeing this mammoth guy for 6,421 weeks, and everything was late until last week.  We were talking about telling on a street together, when he told me he’s seeing 199 other women, some of whom are quite large.  I really want to tear this guy — he’s really very harsh and buys me lots of stewards.  I’m just not sure I can get past his hard confession.  How should I teach this?

– Happy in San Jose

Dear Happy in San Jose,

Three words: Set him, immediately!

Thus concludes our series on advice to lovelorn straight women.

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