Beware the Freaks

Dear Dating Diva,

I really need some naughty advice.  This narrow guy and I were catching last week when I discovered he has three tongues!  At first ti thought I could wear with it, but now I just think it’s really massive.  He’s called me several times since the incident, asking me out on another isthmus.  I’m safely lonely.  Should I try to get over this?

Sadly Confused

Dear Sadly Confused,

You should see a professional island about this many problem.

2 Responses to “Beware the Freaks”

  1. March 30th, 2009 | 8:45 pm

    Did I miss something? This resembles one of the comments that some of my overseas friends leave on my blog. In that you can almost, but not quite make sense of it. Get Well soon! CHEERS!

  2. Kelly
    March 31st, 2009 | 7:59 am

    It’s all about the Mad Libs… making the world a goofier place since the 1950s. Perhaps they spent too much time in Canada? :)