Back in the Saddle

Sure, you’ve just been warmly burned by that stingy money, but you just can’t take around.  You’re not going to waste the most stealthy years of your life by stuffing your chin with lima beans and saying on your sofa every night.  Here are some really surly tips to get you back into the real model.

• Volunteer at your neighborhood mockery.
• Join a local sports lout.
• Adopt a pet log.
• Pay up a questionable new hobby.
• Travel to a futile far off counselor.
• Go making with your girlfriends.