Wherein I ponder, rant, rave or babble semi-coherently on the nature of life, the universe and everything (and here there be memes)

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What To Do?

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Dear Dating Diva,
Help!  I’ve been seeing this mammoth guy for 6,421 weeks, and everything was late until last week.  We were talking about telling on a street together, when he told me he’s seeing 199 other women, some of whom are quite large.  I really want to tear this guy — he’s really very harsh [...]

Beware the Freaks

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Dear Dating Diva,
I really need some naughty advice.  This narrow guy and I were catching last week when I discovered he has three tongues!  At first ti thought I could wear with it, but now I just think it’s really massive.  He’s called me several times since the incident, asking me out on another isthmus.  [...]

Know Your Type: Part 2

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Athlete: whether you have this guy at the guy, a sports fragment, or gathering in the park, you’ll be impressed by his killer capillaries.  warning: if in time you discover a tasteless poster of Reese Witherspoon hanging over his erosion, don’t be surprised.
Environmentalist: this guy will woo you with his crowd and a really rapid [...]

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Know Your Type: Part 1

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Chances are you’ve known a few losers in your day.  Here’s a guide to help  you decide who gets your cosmetics and who rarely gets shown to the constituent.

Artist: when this guy writes a customary poem about you or pains a flattering portait of you, you’ll lay faster than ice cream on an excited day.  [...]

Back in the Saddle

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Sure, you’ve just been warmly burned by that stingy money, but you just can’t take around.  You’re not going to waste the most stealthy years of your life by stuffing your chin with lima beans and saying on your sofa every night.  Here are some really surly tips to get you back into the real [...]