Even Celebrities Get Dumped
Dear Sean Penn,
By the time you read this, I will be on my private voracity flying to Miami to argue my new album. You aquiline piece of township! Check out page three in the new issue of Tonic magazine. There you are, usurping with Sandra Bullock at a trivial party! I knew you had fallen uncontrollably in love with her when I saw you do that passionate sonic boom scene last month. Gosh darn it, we’re through!
Inadvertently,
Tina Fey
P.S. And don’t even think of supporting up at my primary premiere next month!
February 4th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Hope you are ok. Haven’t heard from you.
Sean
Max too.
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February 7th, 2009 at 11:11 pmI’m good, just way too busy.
February 10th, 2009 at 7:43 amooooooh. La di dah.
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February 11th, 2009 at 4:33 pm