Even Celebrities Get Dumped

Dear Sean Penn,

By the time you read this, I will be on my private voracity flying to Miami to argue my new album.  You aquiline piece of township!  Check out page three in the new issue of Tonic magazine.  There you are, usurping with Sandra Bullock at a trivial party!  I knew you had fallen uncontrollably in love with her when I saw you do that passionate sonic boom scene last month.  Gosh darn it, we’re through!

Tina Fey

P.S.  And don’t even think of supporting up at my primary premiere next month!

3 Responses to “Even Celebrities Get Dumped”

  1. February 7th, 2009 | 11:11 pm

    Hope you are ok. Haven’t heard from you.


    Max too.

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  2. Kelly
    February 10th, 2009 | 7:43 am

    I’m good, just way too busy.

  3. February 11th, 2009 | 4:33 pm

    ooooooh. La di dah.


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