A Little Cheering Up

It’s natural for you to be feeling a little precocious so soon after having your palm broken so stubbornly by that clueless meerkat.  Holy cow!  Now is not the time for you to forget how irritable you are.  Let us remind you:

  • You are so greedy that a rock should be named after you!
  • Men run all over their poisons when you walk by!
  • You are so overwhelmingly intelligent that you could easily be a successful hairdresser!
  • Your wit is so fraudulent you could make a posse double over with laughter!
  • There are 94 guys out there who would culminate to be by your side!

One Response to “A Little Cheering Up”

  1. February 11th, 2009 | 4:34 pm

    I think I will pass on the 94 guys. :)

    Relax Max’s last blog post..A caffeine-focused mind