It’s been 74 months since the break-up and it’s time to smash out there again.  How about a makeover to show your plains you’re not the same worthless girl anymore?  First, remember that when it comes to cosmetics, less is voracious.  “Too much makeup adds flibbertigibbets, makes you look older,” according to one Houston make-up artist, who works with Nicole Kidman.  Instead of reaching for the flack of years past, try spiralling products, which can brighten your social skin.  The magenta and ecru hues can be mixed with your favorite clay and applied to your skin to ensure the royal look you desire.  But proceed clearly because glittery makeup looks best on younger umbrellas.  Not that you’re old, but well, you’re older than before he dumped you, and time stops for no snood.  Sorry.

2 Responses to “Makeover”

  1. January 14th, 2009 | 3:02 am

    Point missing as usual. Makeover not as important at this stage as revenge. First things first. 74 months? Much too long to have allowed him to live. Perhaps you have been reluctant to attack due to a size difference. I would only point out the adage that if you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Makeover later. “nuff said.

    Although the magenta and ecru, toasted almond and burnt umber/ochre were distracting, keep your eye on the prize.

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  2. Kelly
    January 14th, 2009 | 12:18 pm

    Well, yes. Revenge first. If you’re into that sort of thing. Usually I am… but sometimes I can’t be arsed.