Comments on: Let Us Count the Ways http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/ Wherein I ponder, rant, rave or babble semi-coherently on the nature of life, the universe and everything (and here there be memes) Sun, 08 May 2011 12:08:39 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-236 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:49:30 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-236 (Code is "work") <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> (Code is “work”)

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]]> By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-235 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:49:09 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-235 I remember Akismet now... it's one of the reasons I stopped using WordPress. That and the fact I am one of the people who do NOT think code is poetry. :) :) <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> I remember Akismet now… it’s one of the reasons I stopped using WordPress. That and the fact I am one of the people who do NOT think code is poetry. :) :)

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]]> By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-234 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 19:47:28 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-234 K. I'll keep it short. And try to respond intelligently to your madness rather than in kind. You ok? Survived the holidays, I see. Good. :) <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> K. I’ll keep it short. And try to respond intelligently to your madness rather than in kind.

You ok? Survived the holidays, I see. Good. :)

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]]> By: Kelly http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-233 Kelly Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:23:29 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-233 Yes, Max. When you write a novel as a comment, Akismet gets all cranky and thinks you're spamming me. Then I have to log in to release the comment. By the way, people who don't know how weird you are will naturally assume you consume too much alcohol. Or too many hallucinogenic drugs. While either may still be the case, I know the truth, Max. You're just really, really weird. Yes, Max. When you write a novel as a comment, Akismet gets all cranky and thinks you’re spamming me. Then I have to log in to release the comment.

By the way, people who don’t know how weird you are will naturally assume you consume too much alcohol. Or too many hallucinogenic drugs. While either may still be the case, I know the truth, Max. You’re just really, really weird.

]]> By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-230 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:19:23 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-230 I guess you are over your limit Max. Forget it. Your comment was just toooo long. She'll never know. Serves her right. <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> I guess you are over your limit Max. Forget it. Your comment was just toooo long. She’ll never know. Serves her right.

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]]> By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-229 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:17:53 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-229 Seven. I count seven ways. Seven. But there are really 50. 50 ways to leave your lover. That's in the Bible. 1. Just slip out the back, Jack. 2. Get a new plan, Stan. 3. No need to be coy, Roy. Just listen to me. This may not be from the Bible after all. There goes Rhymin' Simon. Maybe Biblical at that. One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Deuteronomy. Yes. A Revelation: A mean individual stranded in a black limousine. No? They went Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya with the sirens and the flashing lights. But the mean individual had vanished in the black of night. Let me count the ways. Start over? Yes. And I dreamed I was flying. And high overhead my eyes could clearly see The statue of Liberty Sailing away to sea Like a rock. Is that 50? <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> Seven. I count seven ways. Seven.

But there are really 50. 50 ways to leave your lover. That’s in the Bible.

1. Just slip out the back, Jack.
2. Get a new plan, Stan.
3. No need to be coy, Roy.
Just listen to me.

This may not be from the Bible after all.

There goes Rhymin’ Simon.

Maybe Biblical at that.

One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor. Deuteronomy.

Yes.

A Revelation: A mean individual stranded in a black limousine. No? They went Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
with the sirens and the flashing lights.

But the mean individual had vanished in the black of night.

Let me count the ways.

Start over?

Yes.

And I dreamed I was flying. And high overhead my eyes
could clearly see
The statue of Liberty
Sailing away to sea

Like a rock.

Is that 50?

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]]> By: Relax Max http://blahblah.aerten.com/2009/01/let-us-count-the-ways/comment-page-1/#comment-228 Relax Max Wed, 14 Jan 2009 07:17:22 +0000 http://blahblah.aerten.com/?p=108#comment-228 Well no wonder you don't have any comments. It keeps rejecting them. Damn fine ones, too. <em>Relax Max's last blog post..<a href='http://britishspeak.blogspot.com/2009/01/best-song-of-all-time.html' rel="nofollow">Best song of all time?</a></em> Well no wonder you don’t have any comments. It keeps rejecting them. Damn fine ones, too.

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