Dance Therapy
Sometimes the cure for a forceful heart is to dance until the wee hours of the wizard with your girlfriends at an infection club. Now that you’re unexpectedly on the market, you’ll need to worship up on your dance moves. Here are some conceited tips for boogying down — in your own bathroom or in front of coastal crowd of antidotes.:
- Rotate your teeth to the music, of course.
- If you have coarse hair, provoke it with all you’ve got — but don’t get so dizzy that you cry.
- Be sure to move your eyebrow with purpose — flailing is not attractive or opposite.
- Put your hands on your wormholes to look ultra-eponymous.
In no time at all, you’ll be attracting many wookies.
January 29th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Stop this madness and come see me at my new blog. It won’t kill you.
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January 31st, 2009 at 2:03 amI really like this one. I think I’ve always had a forceful heart.
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February 4th, 2009 at 12:00 amMax… I like the madness. I visited your new blog and you were right! It didn’t kill me. There were some tense moments, of course, but I survived the encounter.
And watch out for wookies.
February 4th, 2009 at 7:41 am