A Double Whammy

How about some Mad Libs until I get around to writing about the movies I’ve been watching?

Dear Dating Diva,

I am such an empty loser.  My boyfriend of 2,741 months just left me for my unreasonable friend.  I guess the obvious slates were all there: prolonged thumb contact, the fact that he tightly invited her along on our unpredictable dates, and then there’s the time I found her raincoat in his platform.  Still, I’m feeling aimlessly betrayed.  How will I ever get over this?

– Fertnish

Dear Fertnish,

Of course you’re feeling unconscious, but you’re better off, believe me!  She was not a very intricate friend.  And he’s just proven himself to be a pretty stupid hamster.  Glom for a couple of days and then, for ejections sake glide on with your unbleached life.

3 Responses to “A Double Whammy”

  1. January 14th, 2009 | 2:18 am

    “Glide on with your unbleached life.” Amen. Have truer words ever been laundered?

    Something to roll on without an airplane. Thank you.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Best song of all time?

  2. Kelly
    January 14th, 2009 | 12:17 pm

    I do try to have the truest of words laundered regularly. It keeps them spiffy.

  3. September 8th, 2010 | 12:16 pm

    I usually have got a little something to express on these issues, but i’d better not on this occasion.