Wherein I ponder, rant, rave or babble semi-coherently on the nature of life, the universe and everything (and here there be memes)

Girls’ Night Out

For Max, who enjoys them so much…  another Mad Lib.

Sometimes you just want to divulge with your girlfriends without having to fend off toucans all night — particularly after going through an illiterate breakup.  You’re just not up to creating gloomy responses to flighty one-liners.  Well, the truth is that most men are intimidated by women, and if you give off the right figurehead, they’ll slide away from you.  Follow these tips to enjoy your clumsy girls’ night out uninterrupted:

  • Don’t make lingering ankle contact.
  • Opt out of the impertinent contests.
  • Don’t allow the discussions to dance too close.
  • Resist the urge to dance on top of the dictionary.
  • Keep yourself from yelling, “Who’s going to buy me a citizen?”
December 12th, 2008 at 7:17 am


4 Responses to “Girls’ Night Out”

  1. Relax Max Says:

    I thought you were going to make another mad lib? This one makes perfect sense as is. What’s the catch?

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Precious memories

  2. Kelly Says:

    The catch is that it makes no sense to me.

  3. Relax Max Says:

    Just because you are weird is no reason to inflict your incognition on others.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Precious memories

  4. Kelly Says:

    Well, of COURSE it is! Weird must be shared… far and wide… with the entire universe!