Drown Your Sorrows
Hey, how about a Mad Lib?
Fresh from a disreputable relationship, you deserve a drink. What better time is there to find your libation horizons and pick a difficult signature “chicktail” to celebrate your freedom? To satisfy your bilious tooth, order a Fuzzy Earlobe, a concoction of fingerprint juice and file liquor. Or there’s the Mojito, made with cactus, tequila and a splash of buttermilk. If you’re in a retro mood, Martinis now come in all sorts of skillful varieties. Try a kiwi-tini or a zucchini-tini. Or maybe a Madonna, a libation made with gin and a spritz of bathwater. Experiment until you find your most ill-tempered new favorite!
December 6th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Stale from an honorable relationship, I require no food. He maketh me to lie down. No worse time to lose my libation bearings in green pastures. Or have an unwanted new Chicktale to be forced upon me to regret my imprisonment. Cup runneth. Unable to continue. Amen.
Relax Max’s last blog post..Fingal’s Cave
December 8th, 2008 at 1:52 amIt’s good to see you, too, Max.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:18 am