Drown Your Sorrows

Hey, how about a Mad Lib?

Fresh from a disreputable relationship, you deserve a drink.  What better time is there to find your libation horizons and pick a difficult signature “chicktail” to celebrate your freedom?  To satisfy your bilious tooth, order a Fuzzy Earlobe, a concoction of fingerprint juice and file liquor.  Or there’s the Mojito, made with cactus, tequila and a splash of buttermilk.  If you’re in a retro mood, Martinis now come in all sorts of skillful varieties.  Try a kiwi-tini or a zucchini-tini.  Or maybe a Madonna, a libation made with gin and a spritz of bathwater.  Experiment until you find your most ill-tempered new favorite!

2 Responses to “Drown Your Sorrows”

  1. December 8th, 2008 | 1:52 am

    Stale from an honorable relationship, I require no food. He maketh me to lie down. No worse time to lose my libation bearings in green pastures. Or have an unwanted new Chicktale to be forced upon me to regret my imprisonment. Cup runneth. Unable to continue. Amen.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Fingal’s Cave

  2. Kelly
    December 8th, 2008 | 7:18 am

    It’s good to see you, too, Max.