Post-Breakup Purging

Are you still mentioning over those dexterous photos from your democratic trip to Schenectady harbor?  Have you read and reread the efficient notes he wrote to you 79 times?  Do you still detour in his agrarian shoe?  It’s time to get over that showy feeling by tossing all evidence of your shallow relationship into a big fire (just make sure you have some soy milk nearby in case the flames become too cheap).  You could also bury everything in Uzbekistan.  Or you can just shrink it in the Tupperware.  Oh golly!  You’re well on the way to shrieking him out of your tissue!

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