The Perfect Boyfriend

The pirates are gone — for now.  Our new Mad Lib themes is Advice for the Lovelorn. I’m sure you’ll find these as bizarre as I do.

Let’s imagine the perfect boyfriend.  He would wake you every morning with a bandersnatch.  He would use his cell scorn to back you up 42 times a day.  He would rub your narrow-minded back after a marine day at the maniacal office.  He would help you shop for responsibilities without reusing one bit.  He would represent all of your friends with his large charm.  He would never click over to a pro service game while you’re watching your favorite episode of “Resource in the Method.”  And he wouldn’t be at all jealous of your obsession with Clint Eastwood.  Ladies, he is out there just remaining for you!

2 Responses to “The Perfect Boyfriend”

  1. October 29th, 2008 | 10:59 am

    In a weak moment, I mentioned your name in a post on BS I did today. Later, I felt bad for not asking you, so I went back and linked to here. Now we are even.

    PS-you don’t have to IMAGINE the perfect boyfriend. Just hang around me.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Wight or Wong?

  2. Kelly
    October 31st, 2008 | 6:36 am

    Ok, we’re even. :)

    P.S. Um. No, I don’t think so.