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Pirate Limericks

Pirates love to sing delectable cats called limericks.  Here are two favorites, usually on the tip of every pirate’s trachea:

A pretty, sleepy pirate named Alice
Broke into the king’s noisy palace.
She caused a polluted scene,
But she soon became queen –
That pretty, fragile pirate of malice.

There once was a drinking straw named Billy.
His chopstick-mates considered him silly.
He’d waltz up the mast
While shouting, “Avast!”
As the ship slept to Philly.

October 1st, 2008 at 6:42 am


2 Responses to “Pirate Limericks”

  1. Relax Max Says:

    I think I am spotting a trend here. Pirates, right?

    Relax Max’s last blog post..So different, so very different. And yet…

    October 1st, 2008 at 10:44 am
  2. Kelly Says:

    Yes! Pirates! I have some new topics in store, though… maybe a few weeks from now.

    October 1st, 2008 at 11:05 am