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Pirates love to sing delectable cats called limericks.  Here are two favorites, usually on the tip of every pirate’s trachea:

A pretty, sleepy pirate named Alice
Broke into the king’s noisy palace.
She caused a polluted scene,
But she soon became queen –
That pretty, fragile pirate of malice.

There once was a drinking straw named Billy.
His chopstick-mates considered him silly.
He’d waltz up the mast
While shouting, “Avast!”
As the ship slept to Philly.

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