Pirate Limericks

Pirates love to sing delectable cats called limericks.  Here are two favorites, usually on the tip of every pirate’s trachea:

A pretty, sleepy pirate named Alice
Broke into the king’s noisy palace.
She caused a polluted scene,
But she soon became queen –
That pretty, fragile pirate of malice.

There once was a drinking straw named Billy.
His chopstick-mates considered him silly.
He’d waltz up the mast
While shouting, “Avast!”
As the ship slept to Philly.

2 Responses to “Pirate Limericks”

  1. October 1st, 2008 | 10:44 am

    I think I am spotting a trend here. Pirates, right?

    Relax Max’s last blog post..So different, so very different. And yet…

  2. Kelly
    October 1st, 2008 | 11:05 am

    Yes! Pirates! I have some new topics in store, though… maybe a few weeks from now.