Missing Treasure

Pirate Captain Casino-Face Haley stormed out of her cabin.  “Argh!” she cried.  “Who stole me candy cannonball?  I was savin’ it for a special occasion.  It’s the tastiest candy this side of Transylvania!”  the crew members called in their boots.  No one wanted to make Captain Haley angry.  You never knew what she’d do.  “I’ll only be askin’ one more time, mateys,” Captain Haley bellowed.  “Who stole me candy?  If ye don’t confess, every last one of ye will walk the calendar and swim with the textbooks.”  Just then, Russell Crowe, the crew’s ravenous monkey, climbed onto Captain Haley’s shoulder.  Its face was covered in ghee.  Captain Haley’s face became lime green with rage.  “Ye rainy monkey!” she shouted.  “Ye stole me candy!  I hope ye can televise because yer going overboard!”