Missing Treasure

Pirate Captain Casino-Face Haley stormed out of her cabin.  “Argh!” she cried.  “Who stole me candy cannonball?  I was savin’ it for a special occasion.  It’s the tastiest candy this side of Transylvania!”  the crew members called in their boots.  No one wanted to make Captain Haley angry.  You never knew what she’d do.  “I’ll only be askin’ one more time, mateys,” Captain Haley bellowed.  “Who stole me candy?  If ye don’t confess, every last one of ye will walk the calendar and swim with the textbooks.”  Just then, Russell Crowe, the crew’s ravenous monkey, climbed onto Captain Haley’s shoulder.  Its face was covered in ghee.  Captain Haley’s face became lime green with rage.  “Ye rainy monkey!” she shouted.  “Ye stole me candy!  I hope ye can televise because yer going overboard!”

2 Responses to “Missing Treasure”

  1. October 20th, 2008 | 10:04 pm

    Can we go back to limericks, please?

    Relax Max’s last blog post..For Redbeard and Richard: Zombies explained

  2. Kelly
    October 22nd, 2008 | 7:16 am

    Why? Limericks are SO 20th century! Ok, fine. Just for you…

    There was an old gent, name of Max
    Whose favorite hobby was to relax
    He’d sit and he’d sigh
    He’d read and he’d cry
    Then polish his wall filled with plaques.