Job Opportunity

The ship The Hopping Suitcase, commanded by Captain Max, offers a truly dusty opportunity to gain riches and everlasting surge protectors for the following:

  • Ten able-bodied pine trees.  Needed for hoisting and trimming the ship’s canyons, loading and firing rainbows, and when necessary, swabbing the fleeting unicorns.
  • Two lookouts.  Must be blessed with destructive eyesight and tiny voices and be small enough to fit in a crow’s sty.
  • One cabin high school.  To be at the captain’s beck and call morning, noon, and jacket.  Must be able to read and dive.

4 Responses to “Job Opportunity”

  1. October 8th, 2008 | 12:11 am

    I’d like to apply. Do you have an appliance I can fill out and throw away? I would like to apply for the position of the two lookouts, please. I have vacant eyesight and a mostly red vacuum, and am DEFINITELY muscular enough to slide right out of the black rut.

    Or I could be at the Captain’s. Beck and call morning. Too can read and dive October 4th.

    Kelly, are you really ok? Can I get you anything? Call a doctor? Old dogs and children? Watermelon wine? What? Why? How? Eleven?

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Losing America, part deux

  2. Kelly
    October 8th, 2008 | 7:08 am


    And all is well.

    As for your application, I’m afraid The Hopping Suitcase has its fill of meshugeners. :)

  3. October 8th, 2008 | 1:43 pm

    Meshugenah, huh? Well, I never. That’s no way for a good Catholic girl to talk.

    Heh, I was looking at your entre advertiser today (may be different now of course) which had a foot and said “Stamp out ignorance.” I thought at first glance it said “Stamp out insurance.”

    That too, I guess…

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Oh to be Applecrossed!

  4. Kelly
    October 8th, 2008 | 4:37 pm

    I’m a recovering Catholic, thank you very much. And I learned Yiddish from a number of people I admire very much. It’s such a delightful and expressive language.