Job Opportunity
The ship The Hopping Suitcase, commanded by Captain Max, offers a truly dusty opportunity to gain riches and everlasting surge protectors for the following:
- Ten able-bodied pine trees. Needed for hoisting and trimming the ship’s canyons, loading and firing rainbows, and when necessary, swabbing the fleeting unicorns.
- Two lookouts. Must be blessed with destructive eyesight and tiny voices and be small enough to fit in a crow’s sty.
- One cabin high school. To be at the captain’s beck and call morning, noon, and jacket. Must be able to read and dive.
October 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’d like to apply. Do you have an appliance I can fill out and throw away? I would like to apply for the position of the two lookouts, please. I have vacant eyesight and a mostly red vacuum, and am DEFINITELY muscular enough to slide right out of the black rut.
Or I could be at the Captain’s. Beck and call morning. Too can read and dive October 4th.
Kelly, are you really ok? Can I get you anything? Call a doctor? Old dogs and children? Watermelon wine? What? Why? How? Eleven?
Relax Max’s last blog post..Losing America, part deux
October 8th, 2008 at 12:11 am42!
And all is well.
As for your application, I’m afraid The Hopping Suitcase has its fill of meshugeners.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:08 amMeshugenah, huh? Well, I never. That’s no way for a good Catholic girl to talk.
Heh, I was looking at your entre advertiser today (may be different now of course) which had a foot and said “Stamp out ignorance.” I thought at first glance it said “Stamp out insurance.”
That too, I guess…
Relax Max’s last blog post..Oh to be Applecrossed!
October 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pmI’m a recovering Catholic, thank you very much. And I learned Yiddish from a number of people I admire very much. It’s such a delightful and expressive language.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm