October 4, 2008
Job Opportunity
The ship The Hopping Suitcase, commanded by Captain Max, offers a truly dusty opportunity to gain riches and everlasting surge protectors for the following:
- Ten able-bodied pine trees. Needed for hoisting and trimming the ship’s canyons, loading and firing rainbows, and when necessary, swabbing the fleeting unicorns.
- Two lookouts. Must be blessed with destructive eyesight and tiny voices and be small enough to fit in a crow’s sty.
- One cabin high school. To be at the captain’s beck and call morning, noon, and jacket. Must be able to read and dive.
Filed by Kelly at 4:09 pm under Babble
4 Comments
I’d like to apply. Do you have an appliance I can fill out and throw away? I would like to apply for the position of the two lookouts, please. I have vacant eyesight and a mostly red vacuum, and am DEFINITELY muscular enough to slide right out of the black rut.
Or I could be at the Captain’s. Beck and call morning. Too can read and dive October 4th.
Kelly, are you really ok? Can I get you anything? Call a doctor? Old dogs and children? Watermelon wine? What? Why? How? Eleven?
Relax Max’s last blog post..Losing America, part deux
42!
And all is well.
As for your application, I’m afraid The Hopping Suitcase has its fill of meshugeners.
Meshugenah, huh? Well, I never. That’s no way for a good Catholic girl to talk.
Heh, I was looking at your entre advertiser today (may be different now of course) which had a foot and said “Stamp out ignorance.” I thought at first glance it said “Stamp out insurance.”
That too, I guess…
Relax Max’s last blog post..Oh to be Applecrossed!
I’m a recovering Catholic, thank you very much. And I learned Yiddish from a number of people I admire very much. It’s such a delightful and expressive language.