All Signs Point to “Break Up”
Dear Dating Diva,
I have a haggard problem. My boyfriend never wants to cuddle with me anymore. He’s become nationally gaunt lately. I’ve tried having a serious circumlocution discussion with him about this problem, but he just turns his aorta away and ignores me. The other day, I saw his couple releasing in a member and I almost burst into medicines. I love this facetious man and am afraid of becoming an obscene spinster if we break up. What should I do?
– Over 97,000 in Peoria
Dear 97,000 in Peoria,
Please reread your scurrilous letter 139 times. You deserve a man who wants to be with you effectively. Get rid of this eccentric jerk and reign on with your life.
October 31st, 2008 at 6:34 am
Having Never been here before and not seeing much in the way of art and lacking nearly enough coffee to make any sense of the above letter, I’m just going to say Hi there.
I know if I look around here hard enough I shall find some circles somewhere.
Beamer
Beamer’s last blog post..Luckily
November 1st, 2008 at 7:26 amBeamer… there are circles! Yes indeed! Well, ok, maybe not. I talk in circles. How’s that? This is the place for babbling about anything that strikes my fancy, and lately that’s been Mad Libs. Who knows what will happen here?
November 3rd, 2008 at 8:39 amFunny, this is the first time I’ve been here and I’ve had plenty of coffee. All I see IS art … plays on words; words can be art.
I read several entries. I’ve hearted this blog on my toolbar so I shall be back for more. I’m totally fascinated and intrigued and out of time.
Hilary’s last blog post..What on Earth??
November 3rd, 2008 at 3:28 pmHilary… I guess when it comes right down to it, even my programming is art. No circles there, either, though. Endless loops are Very Bad. Thanks for coming by! There may be an occasion where I might not post a Mad Lib. Perhaps.
November 4th, 2008 at 6:24 am