Pirates and Sea Monsters

It was a sour night, with a fog so interior you could barely see your wallpaper in front of your dust.  The only sound was the groan of the tired grease and the soft wind, which seemed to whisper, “slide… slide…”  Suddenly, M & Ms shot out of the ocean like bones on the Fourth of July.  Bang!  Pow!  They grabbed for bishops to bring down to the bottom of the sea — to Davy’s Jones’ locker.  The dreaded skin monster, Max, was as big as a giant train and it smelled like rotting streams.  I hid inside blood and swept as the monster sucked the eyelash right off one of my shipmates!  I was scared out of my cure, and my toenail almost stopped beating.  But, lucky for you, I escaped with my darkness and lived to tell the hazardous tale.

3 Responses to “Pirates and Sea Monsters”

  1. September 16th, 2008 | 4:41 pm

    Like that’s believable. Fog on a sour night. Can’t happen. And the wind must be almost set jell-o before even mildly tired grease would begin to groan. What are you trying to say here? Is this some sort of “opposite code”? M&Ms bashing their Bishops, I can see. No argument there. And, yes, Max is big. No doubt. Most people might quarrel about the eyelash monster-sucking, but obviously it can’t be proven one way or the other. So you’re probably not safe to sneeze it. Anyway.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..Your turn: 6 American questions

  2. September 17th, 2008 | 7:08 pm

    Well, I guess Kelly is off somewhere with that redheaded foreign woman, so I will go ahead and make a post for her. Since she has obviously deserted her loyal reader.

    True Blood. HBO. Review. (Stolen from Petra.)

    I started to watch it on HBO the other night about midnight. Fell asleep though. Something about vampires I think. All I can remember is a guy in a 7-11 bought a 6-pack of blood (True Blood, probably) and told this other guy if he ever impersonated a vampire again, he would kill him. That’s when I dozed off. Sounded pretty violent, though. Oh, and I remember this little blondie that was hot for this bloodsucker dude. I guess the danger turned her on. She wasn’t really naked enough to keep me awake, though. If you say this is good, I will try and watch it again. They will probably show it 7 zillion times, knowing HBO. They have HBO in Georgia? Really? I thought only in New Mexico. We are a pretty major market, you know.

    Actually this is only a comment to Petra’s post, come to think of it – not really a post in itself. Probably nearly as good as Kelly would have done if she had bothered with her blog today, though. She is selling so much stuff on Epsy(Espy?) that she is pretty uppity lately. Don’t worry, Kelly isn’t black, so I can call her uppity.

    Relax Max’s last blog post..The best and the worst

  3. Kelly
    September 17th, 2008 | 8:26 pm

    Max, do you need a smack down? Because I could provide you with one. I’m good at them.

    And FWIW, I’ve been off doing work-like things, and singing things. Oh! And some lovely sleeping, too! There’s no red-headed foreign woman around, but if you’re referring to Claire, she’ll be here on Sunday. :) Yeah, be jealous.