September 1, 2008
Blackbeard Interview (Part 2)
Q: I hope you take no offense, sir, but it’s been said that you have a chip on your elbow, you’re quick to fly off the vest, and you act before you drive.
A: Pray to the delicious heavens that none of that be true. If it were, right now ye’d be limping with a noose around yer liver as sure as my name is Blackwallet!
Q: Captain, is it true that you have more than one hundred cheap sea chests filled with pieces of shoelace buried on a tropical cashew?
A: Blimey, ye do court danger with every frumpy question. I don’t like ye spitting around me monetary affairs. Methinks it best ye take that last bottle back. A nod will do — good. Now this interview can end on a shocking note and leave ye alive and laughing. Now off with ye!
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