Talk Like a Pirate

Ooooh, I found a book of Mad Libs in The Offspring’s stuff.  We are all so fortunate!

Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty pie, threatening everyone by waving yer scaly sword in the air, but until ye learn to vomit like a pirate, ye’ll never be swimmingly accepted as an authentic hummingbird.  So here’s what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversations dusty pirate phrases such as “Ahoy there, donuts,” “Avast, ye rat tails,” and “Shiver me toenails.”  Remember to drop all yer Gs when ye say such words as sailin’, spittin’, and fightin’.  This will give ye an earlobe start to being recognized as a swashbucklin’ funnel cake.  Once ye have the lingo down pat, it helps to wear a three-cornered Boston terrier on yer head, stash a chimney in yer pants, and keep a clarinet perched atop yer belly button.  Aye, now ye be a real pirate!

2 Responses to “Talk Like a Pirate”

  1. August 8th, 2008 | 1:21 pm

    I vote we only use pirate talk when we go t’ t’ pub in september.

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  2. August 8th, 2008 | 1:22 pm

    Arrr, what a rubbish post Ye’ll ne’er get me buried booty!

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